Jimmy Kimmel is NOT Funny

Jimmy Did This To Us!

Jimmy Did This To Us!

Did I get your attention yet? So maybe Jimmy Kimmel is a little funny but one of the things he asks parents to do is the not funny part.  I’m referring to a viral video from youtube where Kimmel asks parents around the world to tell their kids, “I ate all your Halloween candy!” (or Easter candy… depends on the holiday) and then video tape their response and send it in to him.  Really?? This is comedy? laughing at a 4 year old in a crying fit? What has happened to our culture when we think it is “Hilarious” and laugh hysterically at a little kid upset and crying? (I’m purposefully not linking to it because I don’t want to give it any more publicity.) Strangely it’s ok if PARENTS treat their kids this way… but if a TEACHER ever did it???  They would want to crucify them! As a fifth grade teacher I get to see EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. what a cruel and unfair world some of my students live in.  At the very least they should be able to count on their parents to be truthful with them, to help them along, and to know that they have their best interests always. As a father, I try to use Ephesians 6:4 as my guide: “Fathers, don’t provoke your children to anger.”  At the very least in a world surrounded by bullies, kids should not have to feel bullied by their parents OR by Jimmy Kimmel and he needs to try a little harder in his comedy! Please don’t do this to your/our kids!  Feel Free to share or pin this.  I’ve been using #jimmykimmelisnotfunny on FB!

Thanks,

Jason

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Happy Father’s Day!

Happy Fathers’ Day!  I’m so appreciative of the many great fathers out there, and especially the great father figures in our education system. I have a five year old son and a five month old son!

Fathers are under attack in our country today. Some of this is warranted because of the amount of dead-beat dads and fathers who give up their responsibility, but not all dads fit this description.  Our culture seems to be fueling this idea. If you are not sure what I am talking about, check out some of the family sitcoms on TV today.  Modern FamilyThree and a Half MenRugrats, and practically every Disney Channel show has the same character:  the goofy dad who acts like an idiot, is a pushover, and gives the kids everything they want.  This character completely leaves it up to the mom to be responsible, handle all the discipline, and clean up all of the dad’s mistakes.  I grew up watching Married with ChildrenHome Improvement, and Everybody Loves Raymond.  Don’t forget the classic example of Homer Simpson! I don’t think anyone would argue that this pattern holds true for these shows as well. 

Unfortunately this is slowly leaking into Young Adult and Children’s books, and the movies that are associated with them.  Consider a recent entry in the Knuffle Bunny series (Hyperion), by Mo Willems, which revolves around the obsessive relationship between Trixie, a Brooklyn girl, and her plush bunny. Trixie, beginning school in Park Slope, discovers that another girl owns the same toy. They accidentally switch bunnies. That night, Trixie wakes up and realizes that her comfort object is an alien impostor. She flips out—she wants Knuffle Bunny, now! Her dad sheepishly requests a reprieve: “Trixie’s daddy tried to explain what ‘2:30 A.M.’ means. He asked, ‘Can we deal with this in the morning?’” Trixie’s fixed stare makes clear that the answer is no. Salvation comes in the form of a ringing phone: the other girl’s father, equally cowed, has called to propose a handoff in Prospect Park. There’s an element of satire here, but the idea that children have complete authority is now so normal that many readers, old and young, are likely to consider a moonlit stuffed-animal exchange an ordinary turn of events.  

The other day in my classroom I turned off the newest movie version of “How to Eat Fried Worms” because of its portrayal of parents and teachers.  I then went on to explain to my students that not all parents and teachers act like the adults in the movie, and we had a nice conversation about it. 

You may be asking, “What does this have to do with me?” I would like to ask that in your influential role as an educator, parent, or adult,  you make a point of picking some books that portray fathers as heros, or books that show a father as a firm, but fun-loving dad who is not an idiot, and doesn’t skirt all of his duties.  Do you teach Pre-K to 2nd?  You may want to consider Kevin Henkes, a Wisconsin author, who uses some of his Midwestern good sense to make the parents firm and consistent.   How about 3rd – 7th?  One of my favorite series to read aloud is the Adirondack Kids series. These kids know how to be respectful to their dads. As educators and parents let’s help change this stereotype, and celebrate dad as a hero and for goodness sake turn off the Disney channel! 

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Stone Fox for $1

Hey friends!

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Did you get your Scholastic flyers for January yet?  Did you notice the amazing offer for the book, “Stone Fox?”  Scholastic is offering the book for only one dollar!!  I thought, why not!?!  So from now until Feb. 14th my Stone Fox Reading Group Guide will be available from both my site, Power Point Maniac’s Teaching Resources, and from my Teachers Pay Teachers store for only a buck!  

This “Stone Fox” by John Reynolds Gardiner Reading group activity guide is set up so it can be used as a unit plan for the teacher, or used by students in literature circles. It is broken up into a 13 day plan, and includes chapter questions, vocabulary, projects, and reading comprehension. This would also be a great resource for a homeschooler to follow along with the book.

Enjoy! 

 

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid Book 7 (The Third Wheel)

Wow!  Have you seen a book draw as much excitement and buzz as the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series?? I would venture a guess that it has at least been since the last Harry Potter book came out. My students in school went berserk when I got a little teaser from Scholastic this week. (The book comes out November 13th) They love the wimpy character, Greg, and all his crazy antics.  This time… Love is in the air!! Here is the teaser for the book. 

A Valentine’s Day dance at Greg’s middle school has turned his world upside down. As Greg scrambles to find a date, he’s worried he’ll be left out in the cold on the big night. His best friend, Rowley, doesn’t have any prospects either, but that’s a small consolation.

An unexpected twist gives Greg a partner for the dance and leaves Rowley the odd man out. But a lot can happen in one night, and in the end, you never know who’s going to be lucky in love

Here is where you can order the book at the Pre-order Price Guarantee! Order now and if the Amazon.com price decreases between your order time and the end of the day of the release date, you’ll receive the lowest price

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Teacher Appreciation Jackpot

Thank you so much if you were able to participate in the Teacher Appreciation Jackpot.  I’m very sorry if you were not able to download the freebie!! Check back soon for the next great promotion and don’t forget my site www.powerpointmaniac.com  is 30% off until May 11th if you use the code, “teacher”.  Thanks again!

 




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Iditarod Race

One of my favorite things to teach is the Alaskan Iditarod. The kids love the fact that dogs pull people over 1,000 miles in a race involving wind, snow, and below zero temperatures.  Of course another reason why I love the Iditarod is because it means I get to read one of my all time favorite books, “Stone Fox”!  Warning – Don’t read if you cry easily! This year the iditarod is going on currently.  We are following along each morning and keeping tabs on the kids musher.  Here is a picture of our maps and jerseys.

Something brand new I implemented is an incentive to get my students reading.  March is such a hard month for us in the North because it has been a long winter and kids are just starting to get outside a bit.  There amount of reading drops way down in March.  We are having “The Last Great Reading Race” from Anchorage to Nome and they are loving it!

Here is our reading course – sorry about how blurry it is! 

We will also be doing an iditarod glyph, reviewing a power point, and Iditarod math and ELA pages. I also put together a great list of Iditarod related resources and lesson ideas.  You can find all this stuff either together in a unit or individually at my site.  www.powerpointmaniac.com 

Have fun,

Jason

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Seasonal January Page update – More Freebies!!

I realized I am way behind on updating my blog and website. Yikes, it’s been months. I took a few hours yesterday and completely redid my January Seasonal page and guess what?  I  added a bunch of freebies! There are now FOUR different seasonal items for your downloading pleasure including the popular “Winter Seasons Reading Comprehension Packet” found here. It’s been downloaded several hundred times already! My other very new file (which is 25% off right now) is a primary Martin Luther King Jr. Unit. This is a zipped file that includes a 30 slide Power Point lesson, a PDF worksheet packet (10 pages) and a PDF file that includes a fun craft template and directions as well as ideas for MLK books, videos, and neat activities.

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Black Friday Madness Sale

BLACK FRIDAY MADNESS SALE
Everything on Power Point Maniac’s Teaching Resources is 30% off until December 1st!  Use promo code “maniac” at check out! This is one of the bigger deals of the year.  For example the popular Thanksgiving History Power Point is only $2.45 with the discount! To get started check out some of my Christmas/Holiday files!!  Also if you haven’t downloaded the “I am Thankful” project for FREE do it now!

 

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Halloween Math

All Set for Halloween? Check out my site for some great Halloween printables including three FREE Addition worksheets WITH A KEY! Students will love the fun Halloween clipart. Head on over to Power Point Maniac’s Teaching Resources for more info! Thanks!

   

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Homework Paradigm Shift

It was a simple, respectful but gutsy, short note from a concerned parent last year.

 ”It took (Name withheld) over an hour to do the 28 division problems tonight.  Would it be possible next time to check for understanding with only 8 -10 problems?”  

Thanks,

Concerned Parent

I sat and thought about it for about 15 minutes.  I had nearly every emotion running through my head but eventually I got to, “Oh my gosh. What was I thinking?  I gave 28 long division problems last night and that was just in math!” I had always given homework because I was given homework when I was in school. 4th graders should have 40 minutes of homework right? (10 minutes per grade level rule) Sometimes even when I didn’t have homework to give out I would make something up.  I found my self really asking, “Why am I assigning this?”  I use to make the kids write their spelling words 4X’s each and they hated it!  What’s the point? (Let’s not get started on spelling!)

Now this year my family has gotten the opportunity to be involved in the life of an amazing 4th grade student. Wow – talk about busy!  Soccer, homework, snack, clarinet practice, good news club, dinner, reading, and shower. Of course she would NEVER procrastinate at any of these! (I need a drink, oops my lead broke, I know I got this assignment last week, but now it’s due tomorrow!!) Students are busier than I ever was!  For me, this school year is different. I’m giving WAY less homework. Sometimes the homework I do give is “Read for 20 minutes” or “study your spelling words”  Homework that can be done in the car, or at sister or brother’s game.  It just makes sense.

 Here are a couple questions for you to consider.

Who actually does the homework and is it a good representation of what the student is capable of?

 What types of students/family life really have issues with homework?

What is the real purpose of the homework? Is it just busy work?

I think the parents appreciate a little less homework this year, and I KNOW the students appreciate it!

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